CLASSIFIEDS - WANTED

Wanted: Someone with skills to effectively recover missing kids. Must be familiar with magic, able to do battle with powerful villians, willing to work long hours, and do extensive travel. Call 555-4689.
- The Golden Compass by Philip Pullman

Wanted: Person skilled at toppling major corporations. Must have experience in kidnapping and undercover operations. Experience in fast food industry a plus. Call for interview. 555-WUSS
-Burger Wuss by M.T. Anderson

Reading Rocks - Summer Reading 2008